Thursday Randomness III: Lists

The idea of the random, humorous list is not unique, but I'll take a stab at it. And if I don't get it right, I'll stab it again, and again, and again, and again . . . .

List: The Worst Almost-Compliments You Can Give to a Girl
1. You smell so much better today!
2. Nice posture.
3. Your hair covers it so well!
4. I wish I had such strong, thick arms.
5. It doesn't look so big from here . . .
6. You have such a nice wide smile!
7. Wow, most people have trouble getting so much make-up to go on smoothly.


List: Actual Colors of Paint that Could Be Smoothy Flavors
1. Interactive Cream
2. Butternut (I didn't say good smoothy flavors)
3. Compatible Cream
4. Frangipane
5. Honey Blush
6. Osage Orange
7. Flattering Peach